Transformers 2 Is the God of All Destruction Movie Trailers

Michael Bay has done it again: Pack our favorite robots in a marathon of complete destruction, falling debris, and the occasional flashing of naughty bits—all in glorious high definition, just like we like it.

I just can’t wait for this magnum opus to be released in June 26, because that will mean I will be on my way to sun, sailing, and endless summer nights in Sweden, thank you very much. Not even having Turturro will make me sit down through two hours of Shia LeBeef.